Missed Fists: Hulk Hogan’s nephew loses by face-plant knockout

Step into the ring of overlooked and underappreciated fights from across the globe in this edition of Missed Fists! We’re diving into the world of MMA and grappling, where the punches are hard, the knockouts are stunning, and the action is non-stop. So, tighten your gloves, adjust your focus, and let’s get ready to rumble through some exciting highlights that even Hulk Hogan’s nephew would have a hard time forgetting!

Paul Garza vs. David Bollea: Hulk Hogan’s Nephew’s Humbling Defeat

You might remember the iconic “What you gonna do, brother?” catchphrase from the legendary Hulk Hogan, the face of wrestling’s ’80s and ’90s phenomenon, “Hulkamania.” But get ready for a different kind of mania – BOLLEAMANIA! David Bollea, Hulk Hogan’s nephew and someone who’s tried to ride his famous uncle’s coattails, found himself in the MMA spotlight. Now, David might not have the same ring to his name as his uncle, but he entered the Fury Challenger Series 5 in Houston with an 8-2 pro record.

Hold on, though! Before you think David’s MMA career is just a sideshow, he did score a win over Cody Gibson, yes, the Cody Gibson, albeit in 2010. His recent wins have been against opponents with a combined record that sounds more like a pro wrestling booking – 37 wins and 63 losses. But in this fight, he faced off against Paul Garza and learned the hard way that sometimes, life imitates the mat, with a face-plant knockout. No kick-out, no drama – just a referee saving the day.

Gasmire Diatta vs. Emmanuel Bernard: Stone Cold Knockout

Now, let’s travel to Lagos, Nigeria, where the African Knockout Championship 2 took center stage. Gasmire Diatta delivered a knockout so cold, it would make “Stone Cold” Steve Austin raise an eyebrow. In under 15 seconds, Diatta landed a missile-like right hand on Emmanuel Bernard, leaving him as stiff as a board. Sure, there were a few hammer fists that followed, but who can blame him? It’s not every day you land a knockout punch that clean. Check out the replay on YouTube and witness the icy impact for yourself.

Joon Gun Cho vs. Axel Ryota: A Spinning Sensation

In the world of MMA, timing is everything, and Joon Gun Cho showed us just how true that is. Flyweight action, folks! Axel Ryota refused to back down, and that tenacity led him right into Cho’s spinning knockout. Sometimes, it takes two to tango, and this time, it was the persistence of Axel that put him in the line of fire. Cho seized the opportunity and delivered a spinning s*** knockout that will leave you spinning too. Catch the action on YouTube and marvel at the perfectly timed chaos.

Uzair Abdurakov vs. Sergey Yaskovets: Knocking on Eagle FC’s Door

Eagle FC might have taken a detour from the U.S., but it’s still soaring in Russia. At Eagle FC 53, welterweight prospect Uzair Abdurakov took center stage. Sergey Yaskovets dropped his guard, and Abdurakov made him pay with a knockout that hit harder than a Russian winter. This win marked Abdurakov’s fourth consecutive victory, and with a pro record that’s looking as impressive as ever – 17-1-1, with 13 wins by knockout or submission – it seems the eagle has landed, and it’s here to stay.

Salahdine Parnasse vs. Robert Ruchala and Kleber Silva vs. Rafal Kijanczuk: Knockout Duos

KSW star Salahdine Parnasse isn’t keeping his talents a secret any longer. At a recent event in Poland, he showcased his skills by ruthlessly dispatching the undefeated Robert Ruchala. But it wasn’t just about ground-and-pound or submission attempts; Parnasse taught us a new lesson – the art of a swift soccer kick to the ribs. With five straight wins under his belt and a vengeance for his only loss, Parnasse is on fire.

Speaking of fiery knockouts, Kleber Silva joined the party by delivering a perfectly timed knee to the chin of Rafal Kijanczuk. It might look borderline illegal, but it’s all fair in the world of knockouts. Silva’s timing was impeccable, and Kijanczuk found himself fading away faster than a summer sunset. These duos of knockouts remind us that MMA is an unpredictable battlefield, and victory can come from the most unexpected angles.

Kiamran Nabati vs. Fal Sopheak: The Art of Disintegration

From Russia’s Fair Fight Promotion event, Kiamran Nabati took knockout artistry to a whole new level. His spinning kick disintegrated Fal Sopheak, landing square on the off-switch and showcasing the beauty of precision in the octagon. The timing, the execution, the impact – this knockout is a masterpiece. It’s a reminder that in MMA, every move can be a work of art, even when it’s knocking someone out cold.

Kemal Salih vs. Timur Kuanysh: The Reluctant Fighter

Let’s wrap this up with a touch of the bizarre. Featherweight Kemal Salih made a statement without even throwing a punch. At Octagon 48 in Baku, Azerbaijan, Salih’s reluctance to fight turned into a spectacle of its own. He didn’t want to fight, and he made sure everyone knew it. Despite his protests, the announcer and referee went ahead with introductions and the start of the fight. Eventually, common sense prevailed, and the fight was called off. Whether it’s a TKO or verbal submission, this bizarre episode reminds us that MMA can throw surprises even before the first bell.

And there you have it, a whirlwind journey through the world of missed fists, where knockouts are the main event and surprises are just a punch away. Whether it’s Bollea getting a reality check or Kiamran Nabati turning opponents into works of art, the MMA world never fails to keep us on our toes. Until next time, fight fans! Remember, the only thing guaranteed in the octagon is the unexpected.

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